Thank you! I'm all hip, which is awful when it comes to buying jeans! As for the belly dancers with tattoos, it's all up to personal taste, although you do have styles such as American Tribal Style where dancers are often quite heavily tattooed.
I would, but I'm more then a little entertained by the fact that he thinks he could get his limp little dick to "invade" anyone. The internet- where guys who have never had anyone even touch their dick go to pretend they know what to do with it.