So this kid walks into this shop I used to work at.... he says can you cover this? Upon his arm was this ridiculous clown head his cousin scratched on him at their kitchen table when he was 16. "What do you want to put over it?", I ask. He says someth'in crazy like a chicken with it's head chopped off.... To which I reply..."Oh you want a headless cock." Can you spot the old tatty?